This morning I took the twins swimming.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThis morning I took the twins swimming.
Their performance has been suffering.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTheir lessons not doing them much good. My ex has been taking them : but not swimming with them as she cannot swim.
Their performance has been suffering.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostYeah, like you don't...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf drivel was moderated your posts would be the first to go
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Afternoon denizens
Home again
My Mum always insists on trying to overburden my car with food when I return home after Christmas. This year, apart from the usual large quantity of fruit and tinned goods, she was proposing to give me a duck and some fillet steaks - I was particularly looking forward to the steaks, as she gets them from the Chatsworth farm shop, and they're absolutely excellent
Having carted in the three bags of food from the car and unpacked them, I found she'd forgotten both the duck and the steaks
Tin of beans for dinner then
The mildly annoying thing is that I came past Sainsbury's as I came off the motorway - I usually drop in there on my way home from a journey, and I remember thinking, as I came down the slip road, "No, you need to get in the other lane - there's no need to go shopping with all that food in the boot"Comment
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Is it just me that thinks that
is actually one of the friendliest of all the smilies?
I always think of it as rolling its eyes up, and tutting slightly as it says "Bless..."
It strikes me as a forgiving smiley - it recognises our minor idiocies, but forgives us, rather like a mother tolerating the imbecilic actions of a toddler that she knows will one day become an intelligent adult
FWIW, I often use it in that spirit in my own posts - quite often, referring to my own posts
Like that
I think EternalOptimist (or the potato thief, as tay and only tay would call him) does the same.
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