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    Bored now... and it seems to be getting a little colder in here... though the thermometer seems to be alleging that it's 20.5C on the windowsill.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Did it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?
      Nope someone put something where it shouldn't have been..... I'll tell you on smutty Friday
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        I have the joy of the foundation class in here this afternoon, I suppose it'll make the day go a little more quickly...

        Wednesdays are always rather quiet.

        Sometimes I don't see anyone...

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Nope someone put something where it shouldn't have been..... I'll tell you on smutty Friday
          Oooooooooooooer Mrs....

          That usually induces much hilarity in Casualty...

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I highly recommend deep muscle strengthening exercises like pilates or alexander technique.

            I do pilates on a Monday night - it makes a huge difference.

            I wish I had started 10 years ago - I suppose one doesn't do these things until too late......
            Ok thanks BP

            I'll have a look into those - see if it takes my fancy.
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Wasn't me
              Boomed.

              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Sometimes I don't see anyone...
              I wish for days like that...

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Did it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?
                Apparently it involved a sex toy inserted without permission

                Sounds a jolly rum affair to me.......

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                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Oooooooooooooer Mrs....

                    That usually induces much hilarity in Casualty...
                    Not as much as the split foreskin does - happened to a colleague in 1989 - though I guess most offices have a story like that.....

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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