test please delete

[zeitghost]

VoodooFlux

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Merely for completeness or something

Yes, that's the correct orifice...

[zeitghost]

Apparently it involved a sex toy inserted without permission

Sounds a jolly rum affair to me.......

Bum...

Not so sure about the jolly bit though...

[cailin maith]

[zeitghost]

Not as much as the split foreskin does - happened to a colleague in 1989 - though I guess most offices have a story like that.....

How does one split one's foreskin?

Or shouldn't I ask?

[BrilloPad]

Ok thanks BP

I'll have a look into those - see if it takes my fancy.

It wont take your fancy - unless you think of the long term effects.

Only short term positive is there tends to be alot of womn - though they are mostly old. If you want young women try yoga!

[voodooflux]

And good morning to you

[BrilloPad]

How does one split one's foreskin?

Or shouldn't I ask?

In the case of the chap I worked with - seems it was a new gf and he was really going for it. Suddenly there was claret everywhere.

I guess either his skin was too thin - or more lubrication needed? Any doctors on this thread who can tell us how to avoid this dreadful fate?

[cailin maith]

And good morning to you

[BrilloPad]

tpd moves so quick these days - I can hardly keep up.

[cailin maith]

Can somebody please motivate me