Bored now... and it seems to be getting a little colder in here... though the thermometer seems to be alleging that it's 20.5C on the windowsill.
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Nope someone put something where it shouldn't have been.....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDid it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?
I'll tell you on smutty Friday
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I have the joy of the foundation class in here this afternoon, I suppose it'll make the day go a little more quickly...
Wednesdays are always rather quiet.
Sometimes I don't see anyone...
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Oooooooooooooer Mrs....Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNope someone put something where it shouldn't have been.....
I'll tell you on smutty Friday 

That usually induces much hilarity in Casualty...
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Ok thanks BPOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI highly recommend deep muscle strengthening exercises like pilates or alexander technique.
I do pilates on a Monday night - it makes a huge difference.
I wish I had started 10 years ago - I suppose one doesn't do these things until too late......
I'll have a look into those - see if it takes my fancy.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Apparently it involved a sex toy inserted without permissionOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostDid it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?

Sounds a jolly rum affair to me.......Comment
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Not as much as the split foreskin does - happened to a colleague in 1989 - though I guess most offices have a story like that.....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOooooooooooooer Mrs....
That usually induces much hilarity in Casualty...
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