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 Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post sidled with management.  Boomed. sidled with management.  Boomed.  decided to become a kiss ass decided to become a kiss ass     Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 I'm gonna get me a paddle!That boy go raaaaaaa
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 Did you give her lessons?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostShe should - I trust her spanking judgement 
 
 Me: Taxi!
 Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
 Me: To my happy place!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you give her lessons?
 
 Me: Taxi!
 Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
 Me: To my happy place! Nutter!!
							
						Bazza gets caught Nutter!!
							
						Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Err... no. You know I am not capable of that. OfficeIdiot on the other hand is lost this week with no one around whose ass he can kiss. He was trying to creep to LittleBoss yesterday - very funny.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post decided to become a kiss ass decided to become a kiss ass     
 
 WSS+1.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post Nutter!! Nutter!!Comment
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 Sorry, nurse hasn't brought my medication round yetOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post Nutter!! Nutter!! Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSorry, nurse hasn't brought my medication round yet  HeliCraig. HeliCraig.Comment
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 I reckon CM's Plan B is merchandise of CM branded paddles and also training courses, the CCPA, CCPP and CCPE* all which of are lab based with extensive practical assessments.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you give her lessons?
 
 Me: Taxi!
 Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
 Me: To my happy place!
 
 CM Certified Paddle Associate
 CM Certified Paddle Professional
 CM Certified Paddle Engineer
 
 I'm right aren't I CM?That boy go raaaaaaa
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 Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostI reckon CM's Plan B is merchandise of CM branded paddles and also training courses, the CCPA, CCPP and CCPE* all which of are lab based with extensive practical assessments.
 
 CM Certified Paddle Associate
 CM Certified Paddle Professional
 CM Certified Paddle Engineer
 
 I'm right aren't I CM? Yep!! Yep!!
 
 We did discuss the sale of CM branded paddles on Ebay, the other day 
 
 I reckon I could make a fortune!!Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
 CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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