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    #id
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Women are almost human!
    Am I to take it you are not seeing CM anytime soon or you feel like a ?

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      #id
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Women are almost human!


      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      WHS

      I mean all this stuff like "Kitchen" "Cleaning" "Foreplay"

      What is a man supposed to do?
      Hmmnnn - those words are alien to me!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Am I to take it you are not seeing CM anytime soon or you feel like a ?
        Both!

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          #id
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Hmmnnn - those words are alien to me!!
          we have the cleaners in today. no doubt when I get home I will get complaints about how she has had to deal with the domestics!

          do you think I should tell her to clean it herself to avoid contact with them?

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            #id
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Both!


            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            we have the cleaners in today. no doubt when I get home I will get complaints about how she has had to deal with the domestics!

            do you think I should tell her to clean it herself to avoid contact with them?
            I think if you do that, you might just be spending your day off in A&E
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #id
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Bollocks to that! Men are crazy....
              Yeah, ok then.

              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              WHS

              I mean all this stuff like "Kitchen" "Cleaning" "Foreplay"

              What is a man supposed to do?
              Exactly. And who has two domestic appliances which look the same (washing machine and tumble dryer)? That is woman logic.

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                #id
                My wife wants a new hoover?

                What's wrong with a dustpan & brush I said.

                My wife isn't talking to me


                Result
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  My wife wants a new hoover?

                  What's wrong with a dustpan & brush I said.

                  My wife isn't talking to me


                  Result


                  I wish the gf's punishment was not talking/shouting. She believes physical violence is a good way of resolving disputes.....

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    My wife wants a new hoover?

                    What's wrong with a dustpan & brush I said.

                    My wife isn't talking to me


                    Result
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                      I wish the gf's punishment was not talking/shouting. She believes physical violence is a good way of resolving disputes.....
                      I too believe this - but never with the opposite sex. Unless they are bigger than me.

                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      She's off.

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