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I 'peaked too early' when the team hottie arrived in a short skirt. We've been chatting therefore i have neglected TPD.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIndeed, I think it "peaked early."Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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WHS. I was so tempted to just tell ClientCo to go forth and multiply after a meeting yesterday - to which end I slept in today, in protest.Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostAnd the lack of work out there. I'm having to curtail my usual flouncery and prima donna-dness on this gig because it's far too good to lose on a whim.
Now, given the the lack of work about, I shall tolerate OfficeIdiot until he does something really really stupid and then just laugh. I shall also not highlight the ridiculous or dangerous things he is doing to a production critical system; because ClientCo are obviously prepared to tolerate this. Again I shall just laugh when it all goes wrong.
And I shall seriously consider the renewal offer which was made verbally when / if it arrives in writing.
Oh, and morning all
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VF is our team "hottie".Originally posted by Bear View PostI 'peaked too early' when the team hottie arrived in a short skirt. We've been chatting therefore i have neglected TPD.
At least in technical terms anyway. We have not enough tottie around here.Comment
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Good Afternoon HC.
I hope you're well.
Currently I'm on my 3rd coffee trying to get rid of my hangover that is currently dancing a jig in me noggin!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostGood Afternoon HC.
I hope you're well.
Currently I'm on my 3rd coffee trying to get rid of my hangover that is currently dancing a jig in me noggin!
Have you seen this? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/22/asa_krav_maga/Comment
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morningOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostWHS. I was so tempted to just tell ClientCo to go forth and multiply after a meeting yesterday - to which end I slept in today, in protest.
Now, given the the lack of work about, I shall tolerate OfficeIdiot until he does something really really stupid and then just laugh. I shall also not highlight the ridiculous or dangerous things he is doing to a production critical system; because ClientCo are obviously prepared to tolerate this. Again I shall just laugh when it all goes wrong.
And I shall seriously consider the renewal offer which was made verbally when / if it arrives in writing.
Oh, and morning all

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