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...and not forgetting teabagging. Or bismarking.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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And just how are we supposed to split 3 paddles between the two of us? I'm not sharing one - that's just unhygienic.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAhem...... smutty friday....doesn't equal crude friday

OK, no mentioning of your knickers. Or knicker elastic?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAlso Mr VF...... no talk of my knickers
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I'm not having sloppy seconds...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd just how are we supposed to split 3 paddles between the two of us? I'm not sharing one - that's just unhygienic.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd just how are we supposed to split 3 paddles between the two of us? I'm not sharing one - that's just unhygienic.
OK, no mentioning of your knickers. Or knicker elastic?The spare paddle is incase I decide I want some tooOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm not having sloppy seconds...
It is smutty Friday afterall!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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We could take one each, then auction off the spare one? Ebay perhaps?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm not having sloppy seconds...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Self paddling eh?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThe spare paddle is incase I decide I want some too
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Or ebay them all :Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWe could take one each, then auction off the spare one? Ebay perhaps?
Listing -
3 well used paddles whacks, administered by CM.
Starting bid £0.99
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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