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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Who is Chuck Norris?
    Please tell me you're joking
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Right now boyos..... bed time for me -

      Night

      Sweet Dreams
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        give us a clue, I need some help
        The list is quite short at the moment - although I reckon at least one of the boys would like this.

        No.1 son is having drum lessons at the moment, so depending on how he gets on we might get him a drum kit.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Who is Chuck Norris!!!!!!

          The Norris?

          I would have to use Viagra eyedrops to look that hard
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Right now boyos..... bed time for me -

            Night

            Sweet Dreams
            Nitey night CM

            (And no emergency paddle tonight )
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Who is Chuck Norris!!!!!!

              The Norris?

              I would have to use Viagra eyedrops to look that hard
              Even Google can't find him.

              Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Are you having a laugh?
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Please tell me you're joking
                No - the name means nothing to me

                Is it something to do with "Popular Culture"? I don't really do that...

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                  right, I'm going for a brew and bed..

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                    1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
                    2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
                    3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                    4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
                    5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
                    6. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
                    7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
                    8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
                    9. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
                    10. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
                    11. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
                    12. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
                    13. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      right, I'm going for a brew and bed..

                      G'night 5X
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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