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I have to duct tape my left hand to the chainsaw, as otherwise it keeps slipping out of my grasp. which is dangerousOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostFor power tools?
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I had Lamb stew with dumplingsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had spagetti for tea tonight....
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hmm! DimPrawn is about but not posting
Hello DP
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A dear friend of mine (who I hardly ever see nowadays, but we go back a long way) was down the pub tonight, but she was with a large group of people and I had stuff to think about, so I left them to it. Still, as they were all leaving at chucking-out time, she espied me and popped over to say hello and give me hugs
She told me how, earlier in the evening, she'd seen some lass touching up her makeup across the room.
Turning to her friends, she'd said "I could never touch myself up in front of everybody" - and then couldn't work out why they'd all dissolved into laughter
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Last edited by NickFitz; 5 October 2008, 02:34. Reason: sp. Never did get the hang of typing. I can set type though.Comment
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