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[BrilloPad]

Is Churchill back yet?

[cailin maith]

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've had to go inside one

Ewww

no wonder all those yokes you are pulling out of the water are rusty!

[HeliCraig]

I thought you liked the ones that charge by the hour?

Errr.... No.

That said though, you have to admire them for their honesty. One upfront payment.

Get yourself a girlfriend / wife to keep and it is continual payments for the rest of your life and the quality may drop in the future just to compound the problem!

(fuse paper lit, stepping back).

[voodooflux]

Wake up

Well, that's me well and truly awake

[voodooflux]

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've had to go inside one

I'm sure I saw that on a episode of Jackass

[HeliCraig]

Well, that's me well and truly awake

If that's what awake looks like, I'd hate to see you asleep!!

[cailin maith]

Is Churchill back yet?

Not till 5pm!

[voodooflux]

Get yourself a girlfriend / wife to keep and it is continual payments for the rest of your life and the quality may drop in the future just to compound the problem!

I've said it before: sex is great but you can't beat the real thing.

[cailin maith]

Errr.... No.

That said though, you have to admire them for their honesty. One upfront payment.

Get yourself a girlfriend / wife to keep and it is continual payments for the rest of your life and the quality may drop in the future just to compound the problem!

(fuse paper lit, stepping back).

I am sure Mrs HC would give you a kick in the ass for that!!!

[Diver]

Ewww

no wonder all those yokes you are pulling out of the water are rusty!

When you are hanging on a shot-line at ten metres down and absolutely busting for a pee or a dump, and still have 40 minutes of decompression time to complete. you have two choices, go or go up and risk getting the bends

it's easier and far more comfortable to wash