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He's disappeared without warning a couple of times in the past. He usually wanders back in without explanation and carries on where he left ofConfusion is a natural state of being -
Well, I am afraid thats just not good enough. From now on should anyone need to "disapper" they need to sign the disappearance register, which will be held in my head for safekeeping...Originally posted by Diver View PostHe's disappeared without warning a couple of times in the past. He usually wanders back in without explanation and carries on where he left of
Ok - are we all agreed on that?
<looks areound, sees a lot of nodding heads>
Great - all agreed
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Er!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell, I am afraid thats just not good enough. From now on should anyone need to "disapper" they need to sign the disappearance register, which will be held in my head for safekeeping...
Ok - are we all agreed on that?
<looks areound, sees a lot of nodding heads>
Great - all agreed
okay to go to the toilet miss?
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That was just me nodding off againOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post<looks areound, sees a lot of nodding heads>
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Originally posted by Diver View PostEr!
okay to go to the toilet miss?sorry got side tracked by Little Man TateOriginally posted by Diver View PostToo late

Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOf course you are dear
I thought you liked the ones that charge by the hour?
Wake upOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostThat was just me nodding off again
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've had to go inside oneOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostGood job those diving suits are washable!

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