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Not even Snake Plissken could escape the 'ditch. I've been trying for 30 years...Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostPerhaps I missed the giant restricted area, and in fact the authorities want neither the cons nor the residents to escape from the 'Ditch, by heli or any other means?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Ouch. Have a beer.Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been clambering around inside rusty old caissons and pumping the water (500 ton) out of them all day
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All of a sudden my day at ClientCo doesn't seem so bad! Although it was a close call on Tuesday - the day henceforce known as "Three Meetings Tuesday".Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been clambering around inside rusty old caissons and pumping the water (500 ton) out of them all day
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For some reason Wiki don't list "Escape From Red Ditch."Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNot even Snake Plissken could escape the 'ditch. I've been trying for 30 years...
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Yeah well, at least not this week. Don't worry, everyone's favorite will be back next week!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAll of a sudden my day at ClientCo doesn't seem so bad!Comment
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That's because no one ever managed it. Not even Chuck Norris could do it.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostFor some reason Wiki don't list "Escape From Red Ditch."
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Although Jacqui Smith is having a good go...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Where's the "sobs uncontrollably" smilie?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYeah well, at least not this week. Don't worry, everyone's favorite will be back next week!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I would have to have had a drink to even contemplate that sort of hard physical labour. In days gone by I used to revel in physical work - now I baulk at the mere thought of it.Originally posted by Diver View PostI don't drink!
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Voodoo: JacquieSmith, like the rest of her lot, will be gone soon enough. Just not sure the replacement bunch are much better.Comment
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