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I already tried that and the cattle prod.....Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostUse the Harry Potter technique - Lock them under the stairs until they behaveComment
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I'll have you know, I drove the boys all the way to Barry docks, and supervised them while they took measurements for me. then drove them all the way back.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
get back to work - skiver!
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Was your driver having a day off?Originally posted by Diver View PostI'll have you know, I drove the boys all the way to Barry docks, and supervised them while they took measurements for me. then drove them all the way back.
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No, he drives like a tart on Rohypnol, and I wanted an early finishOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWas your driver having a day off?
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It has just sunk in that you were being flippant about the driver
Yes I do have one
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You only have 1 driver!Originally posted by Diver View PostIt has just sunk in that you were being flippant about the driver
Yes I do have one

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I have 62.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou only have 1 driver!
The rest of us on here have 2!!
Sorry, that's how old he is
Best damned worker I've ever had though. a 62 year old Scotsman that will outwork men a third of his age

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