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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Mrs. VF has a bad case of mastitis


    The last time I read that term was in a James Herriot book

    No offence to Mrs VF, but to me it's something Yorkshire farmers' cattle used to suffer from in the 1930s

    Still, we're all mammals, and therefore prone to the same problems. I hope she recovers soon

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      How are you going to suprise them? Do we want to know?
      My mere presence is sufficient to confound most people's expectations of a normal evening

      Mind you, all I do is sit in the corner reading - it's the occasional thirty-second chats that brighten (or do something to) their respective evenings

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        Anyway, enough of this frivolity - I must crash out, ready for a Googly day tomorrow

        Funnily enough, it was by looking on Google Maps that I realised that, in return for a twenty-minute walk via a good (i.e. traditional English) café tomorrow morning, I can cut about thirty minutes off my journey time, and get some fresh air and exercise - and a freshly-made bacon sandwich to offset any potential health benefits

        Night denizens, if any

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          Morning denizens

          Off to Wembley

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            Morning all



            Up early, Nick...

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                Having a Good Day, old chap?

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                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  Same as you then really.........


                  Indeed.

                  She went back to bed this morning after having her breakfast... and had a looooong whinge at me first thing... I think she was complaining that it was too early & still dark(ish).

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                    Good morning all!

                    Morning CM!

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I think you mreant to highlight "getting increasingly elderly & infirm, but keeps struggling on"
                      Yes.

                      That's the bit that applies to me...

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