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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere's pills for that these days...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere's pills for that these days...
But what is the point of having a pen with no-one to write to?
Ah yes - children - nature's contraceptives.....Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning BP
Bit tired and uninspired this morning. Time for another coffee methinks.
How was your weekend?
Still got my own back by giving her a portionComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostUntil the gf decided to sandbag me last night at around 9pm with the "what do you want out of life" question - it was fine.
Still got my own back by giving her a portionComment
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I suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI've tried them. They didn't work, and it's murder trying to hammer them down the end
HTH
(yes - I will f**k off seriously)Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou didn't say that to her did you
I told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....
I've stopped teasing my wife now she's had the baby - she's getting more mobile now so there's a chance she could make up the extra yard or so and actually make contact with a slapWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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