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Nope, getting my daily web comic fix and a coffee before I think of doing anything constructive."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postbusy working... honest guvYou should both be ashamed of yourselvesOriginally posted by Bear View Postyes
That's more like itOriginally posted by DaveB View PostNope, getting my daily web comic fix and a coffee before I think of doing anything constructive.
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Well the client refuses to allow flexible hours or home working and appears to measure productivity by the amount of time you are sat at your desk. So I refuse to do anything productive before 10 amOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostYou should both be ashamed of yourselves
That's more like it
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Sounds like a contract I once had - they didn't have internet access either. I'll say that again: they didn't have internet access. That was a very long 10 months.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWell the client refuses to allow flexible hours or home working and appears to measure productivity by the amount of time you are sat at your desk. So I refuse to do anything productive before 10 am
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Have a cuddleOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostSomeone help me... please.... I've started getting spasms in my back and I'm in sooo much pain. I've not got any ibuprofen with me so I'm going to have to ride it out.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds like a contract I once had - they didn't have internet access either. I'll say that again: they didn't have internet access. That was a very long 10 months.
You lasted 10 months!
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Yeah, with 4 renewalsOriginally posted by Bear View Post
You lasted 10 months!

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Ouch... that hurts, a little lower and can you squeeze me into you a little more.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHave a cuddle

That was I get a bit of chest to compensate for the painComment
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