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Erm... Do you not think you'd make the same "mistakes" again?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSomeone please turn back time and make it Friday again..... I need another weekend to recover......
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPoor diddums
Just take a bottle of vodka into work.
Best advice I've had so far, cheers chimp 
Very very likely...... but maybe I'd throw the sambuca into the mix this time and deffo wear flip flops rather than 5 inch heelsOriginally posted by Churchill View PostErm... Do you not think you'd make the same "mistakes" again?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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At least I wouldn't be walking with a limp!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Best advice I've had so far, cheers chimp 
Very very likely...... but maybe I'd throw the sambuca into the mix this time and deffo wear flip flops rather than 5 inch heels
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I'm so sorry..... I was so star struck with all them rugby boyosOriginally posted by Churchill View PostAt least I wouldn't be walking with a limp!

I just keeled over
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Hey, don't worry about it, SASGURU would've done the same! Keeled over because of the big butch rugby players, I mean. I don't know if he wears hi-heels!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm so sorry..... I was so star struck with all them rugby boyos
I just keeled over
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I wonder if that'll work, since clover is a kind of grass...Originally posted by Diver View PostWeed N Feed
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Did you see the thing on the news about the elderly scientist who set his neighbour's lawn on fire with the sparks from his flame weeder?Originally posted by Diver View PostI've actually got a garden gas burner/flamethrower
Problem is, I now have a huge expanse of hedges and a large copse of trees that I am terrified of setting fire to; so I won't use it
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