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Originally posted by Diver View PostJust leave one, and tell him he's next but keep him in suspense

You think along the same lines as me - pyschological terror is the most effective form of terror by a long way.
Though I might tell him he can keep his spid - for £5. Or maybe £10 then I can get 2 snogs from Xen...Comment
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Do you know all the verses to "the wheels on the bus"? You certainly will by the end of the day.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMorning all
WFH for me today, could be interesting as the kids are also at home so I'll see how much can be achieved.
The NSPCC don't recommend wrapping them in gaffer tape as an effective way of keeping them quiet...Comment
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I think they are past the wheel's on the bus, plus it helps that I'm 2 floors away from them ! Murdochs sky will be a big help todayOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo you know all the verses to "the wheels on the bus"? You certainly will by the end of the day.
The NSPCC don't recommend wrapping them in gaffer tape as an effective way of keeping them quiet...Comment
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Mornin' any plans for today?Originally posted by Diver View PostOK! but just a few
Morning Bear
Yep just extended 'til end of Sept although the new project is just kicking off so i expect more extensions. Quite a bit of travel required thoughOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMorning Bear!
Things are quiet without you! Pleased you will be drivelling today...
Did I read you just extended? For how long? Are you at the same place? Still walking past bank? How is baby bear? How is the "new" house?
Kids are noisy and the house is chaos! I think that sums it up!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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morning all
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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