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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    If I hire a high-class escort and we have dinner, should I get her to pay, on the grounds that she can claim tax relief against it as an allowable expense incurred wholly and necessarily in the course of operating her business?
    Only if you demand dinner as part of your requirements of doing busines. Which she may well refuse as it certainly puts a D&C question out there even before you tie her up and lead her round the hotel room on a dog lead.

    I'd say you just do a runner without paying.

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      I can do both I reckon
      Do you do "close protection"?

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Do you do "close protection"?
        I am a professional!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I am a professional!
          Which one? Bodie or Doyle?
          Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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            Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
            Which one? Bodie or Doyle?
            More like Jeanie Hopkirk.... you know - answer the phone - look blonde
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              More like Jeanie Hopkirk.... you know - answer the phone - look blonde
              yummy!
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                More like Jeanie Hopkirk.... you know - answer the phone - look blonde
                Aww, and I had you down as Emma Peel
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Aww, and I had you down as Emma Peel
                  She is my other icon! I love Mrs Peel - also the only woman to marry James Bond....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    She is my other icon! I love Mrs Peel - also the only woman to marry James Bond....
                    Didn't he get married in .. whatitsface.. the one with.. wait, that was Diana Rigg.. doh. At least she died. Apparently she hated George Lazenby and ate raw garlic before the kissing scenes.
                    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                      Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                      Didn't he get married in .. whatitsface.. the one with.. wait, that was Diana Rigg.. doh. At least she died. Apparently she hated George Lazenby and ate raw garlic before the kissing scenes.
                      On her Majestys secret service

                      I went to switzerland a few years ago and went up that mountain where the shoot the scenes at the beginning. Soooooo cool!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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