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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHappy Summer Solstice, everybody
I was too drunk to notice when midnight passed.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning all
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostMorning peeps
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post'morning!
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGood morning, and Happy Birthday. Were we partying last night?
Thank you.
The Missus took me to a comedy club in Bristol. I spent four hours pouring cider down my neck and now I'm paying for it.
We're due to go out in about an hour and I really can't face it.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWavey wave.
Wavey wave.
Wavey wave.
Wavey wave.
Wavey wave.
Thank you.
The Missus took me to a comedy club in Bristol. I spent four hours pouring cider down my neck and now I'm paying for it.
We're due to go out in about an hour and I really can't face it.
I've not had any alcohol for 3 weeks - I'm in training. I reckon a sniff of the barmaids apron would send me paralytic!
I'm not telling you what a sniff of her knickers would do!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou have my sympathy.
I've not had any alcohol for 3 weeks - I'm in training. I reckon a sniff of the barmaids apron would send me paralytic!
I'm not telling you what a sniff of her knickers would do!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postafternoon all
I'm only here 'cos it's better than tidying the flatBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postafternoon allThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postgoing to start getting ready for a night out in a bit..
Wondering what colour shirt to wearBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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