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Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time." -
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I acquired Borland C++ V4.52 off the front cover of a magazine.
It was £5.
I paid about £5 for the documentation off ebay some years later...
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Ooh ooh me me i doOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHands up who thinks wine is the best invention ever


...and stockings - they're a good invention tooSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Think yourself lucky that Cojak's "special" quiz thingie has dropped off the bottom of LR then...Originally posted by kali View PostOmg! I am so not going to answer some of those!

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Stockings.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Suspenders....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYes indeed... it doesn't happen often, honestly...




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Well, at least I got a 00 to console me in my misery.
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6 weeks feels like an age when you don't want to be here!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTimes in tpd are very very quiet - currently about 100 posts per day. It was over 1000 at one point!
I do hope you find a way of relieving the tedium here - we pride ourselves on giving a warm welcome to everyone(unlike general where most get a good shoeing!).
6 weeks sounds a long time! Any chance of renewal? Can you afford to take time off? What is the market like in your sector?
I probably shouldn't take time out in the current market and take the (likely) renewal but I just fancy a change.
Market seems pretty good, floated my CV a few weeks ago just for interest and had a steady stream of agencies calling, different roles too - I was doing my best snotty bitch impression with "how much... oh sorry thats a bit lower than my usual rate"
I'm sure it's all have dried up by the time I'm actually looking.Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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