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[zeitghost]

Which particular spirit is that?

Southern Comfort.

[BrilloPad]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/480636-post92413.html

no wonder she is a former gf.

are you still attached to your nads? If I did anything like that on my current gf she would pull them off. quite rightly too IMO.

[BrilloPad]

Have you ever had sex with someone you met on t'internet?

yes - the current gf.

[zeitghost]

What was your last good deed?

No good deed should go unpunished...

Reality Hack

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Millennium!

Merely for completeness

[BrilloPad]

If offered a 1 day job swap with anyone, what would you do?

I would like to be a gynacologist. prefrably on the day that CM comes in for her smear test.

Is that the sound of CM warming up her paddle that I hear?

[BrilloPad]

Have you ever wilfully consumed your own vomit?

I have been feeling sick coming up my throat and choked it back so I can taste it - does that count?

[BrilloPad]

Would you rather sandpaper one of your eyeballs, or shag Gordon Brown?

Could I not sandpaper Gordon Brown and shag one of my eyes?

[BrilloPad]

When was the last time you cried?

During the 6 months I was not allowed to see the twins. I cried almost every night.

[zeitghost]

Would you rather sandpaper one of your eyeballs, or shag Gordon Brown?

I'd sandpaper both eyes...

[BrilloPad]

If you manage more than 2 packets that'll be impressive.
Chew them up a bit before you quaff the lemonade.

I will buy 3 and report back. I wonder what the gf will think....

Go'an then - don't remember you talking about that. You were in F4J?

I am starting to bore myself with the f4j stories. And so long ago it feels like a different person - as if it is someone elses story.