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I wanted a score not the number of drinks I'm going to have!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostJust get a few drinks down you and have a laugh....
Useless. You could have at least plyaed along with the joke. Worst straight man ever.
They are well good. Allows me to laugh at all the scary Marys that go. Single women in the 30s are comedy gold. I mean look at CM.Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Postisn't that spooky (plays twilight zone music) i was just looking at speed dating thingys the other day
not gone for one yet
Wierdo.Originally posted by Jog On View PostAnd if it goes pear shaped just kick her head in
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
Wierdo.
hey you're the one with 2 pairs of army boots and one pair of 'suit shoes'..
Or do you wear them to work and just use them to kick the permies?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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She knows (i hope) I'm only joshing.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou cruel man...
Pot. Kettle...
Weirdo... 
I can't become El Duder. I'm too god damn amazing.Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostSockpuppet is in danger of becoming 2008's answer to El Duder
Well its becuase I don't own a suit.Originally posted by Jog On View Posthey you're the one with 2 pairs of army boots and one pair of 'suit shoes'..
Or do you wear them to work and just use them to kick the permies?
Usual work attire consists of safey boots, workman style trousers, jumper, hi-vis.
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Another première kicking off out there...
Ironman tonight apparently - the unwashed masses have gathered in the hopes of seeing Gwyneth Paltrow or Robert Downey Jr (according to sexual orientation), it seems.
Ho hum
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