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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou do realise she's gradually increasing your life assurance cover, don't you...
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Christ almighty Zeity - what if she's illOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostThe other thing is, the packet says they're best before June 2001...
You are a nutjob
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Right. Off speed dating tonight
(taking that old chick there - don't ask I never said I was logical - this was arranged before)
Anyone want to predict my score (e.g. number of scary marys that ask for my number). Possible choices are between 0 and 16.
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Just get a few drinks down you and have a laugh....Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostRight. Off speed dating tonight
(taking that old chick there - don't ask I never said I was logical - this was arranged before)
Anyone want to predict my score (e.g. number of scary marys that ask for my number). Possible choices are between 0 and 16.
Get voting...erm posting even.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I gave her the packet to read...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChrist almighty Zeity - what if she's ill
You are a nutjob 
the date code is clearly on it...
I've taken them myself & I'm still
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isn't that spooky (plays twilight zone music) i was just looking at speed dating thingys the other dayOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostRight. Off speed dating tonight
(taking that old chick there - don't ask I never said I was logical - this was arranged before)
Anyone want to predict my score (e.g. number of scary marys that ask for my number). Possible choices are between 0 and 16.
Get voting...erm posting even.
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Though I must admit I'm a bit reluctant to take the panadols that I bought in 1992.
They smell a bit funny.Comment
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