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    #id
    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    sorry, I didn't mean to make a joke out of your infirmity
    dont apologize - the rest of us loved it.

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      #id
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      sounds yum...
      well i had my pink donut before the tea was made

      so i am having Oreos (BOGOF in somerfield)
      Married

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        #id
        Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
        You'd better phone the vet and make an appointnment for him

        better take Diver along as he'll need operating on too

        shrink

        analysis

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          #id
          I am walking down to co-op with the baby

          later folks

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            #id
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Why be any different to the rest of us

            my ethics

            My ex-partner was disabled and I was a part-time carer (when not at work)
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              shrink

              analysis
              T

              W

              @

              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I am walking down to co-op with the baby

                later folks
                Later
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I am walking down to co-op with the baby

                  later folks
                  the supermarket or the funeral directors
                  Married

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    my ethics

                    My ex-partner was disabled and I was a part-time carer (when not at work)
                    No problem, I've had all the jokes anyway.

                    and laughed at most of them

                    Give it your best shot, I don't mind jokes at my expense
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      It's not just that.

                      The Top Drivellers statistic is:
                      TPD posts divided by CUK posts

                      but CUK posts is now incorrect.
                      The Top Drivellers

                      TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%

                      . .1) .DS23.............. 10000 . . .90 . . .946 1057.082%
                      . .5) .BrowneIssue....... .8020 . . 110 . . .760 1055.263%
                      . .9) .FiveTimes......... .4554 . . 117 . . .641 .710.452%
                      . 10) .Bear.............. .4022 . . 118 . . .637 .631.397%
                      . .8) .NickFitz.......... .4905 . . 107 . . .785 .624.841%
                      . 11) .Fortune Green..... .2209 . . 156 . . .442 .499.774%
                      . .7) .cailin maith...... .6890 . . .47 . . 1757 .392.146%
                      . 12) .DiscoStu.......... .2023 . . 134 . . .559 .361.896%
                      . .4) .Diver............. .9380 . . .23 . . 2820 .332.624%
                      . .2) .BrilloPad......... .9672 . . .20 . . 2972 .325.437%
                      . 24) .El_Diablo......... . 483 . . 257 . . .184 .262.500%
                      . 13) .Jog On............ .1804 . . 105 . . .815 .221.350%
                      . 30) .Clownio........... . 299 . . 245 . . .200 .149.500%
                      . .6) .TheFaQQer......... .7690 . . . 8 . . 5333 .144.197%
                      . 14) .PRC1964........... .1507 . . .80 . . 1057 .142.573%
                      . 25) .BA to the Stars... . 456 . . 190 . . .321 .142.056%
                      . .3) .zeitghost......... .9496 . . . 1 . .11379 . 83.452%
                      . 43) .RandyW............ . 145 . . 234 . . .212 . 68.396%
                      . 41) .cykophysh39....... . 160 . . 214 . . .250 . 64.000%
                      . 15) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .32 . . 2219 . 58.134%
                      . 26) .Gonzo............. . 414 . . .77 . . 1092 . 37.912%
                      . 21) .oracleslave....... . 768 . . .35 . . 2135 . 35.972%
                      . 17) .Xenophon.......... . 947 . . .25 . . 2695 . 35.139%
                      . 28) .EqualOpportunities . 336 . . .87 . . .978 . 34.356%
                      . 18) .DaveB............. . 930 . . .18 . . 3211 . 28.963%
                      . 20) .realityhack....... . 774 . . .24 . . 2706 . 28.603%
                      . 31) .Moose423956....... . 295 . . .75 . . 1110 . 26.577%
                      . 19) .Sockpuppet........ . 899 . . .15 . . 3451 . 26.050%
                      . 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .10 . . 4676 . 22.626%
                      . 35) .alreadypacked..... . 234 . . .82 . . 1046 . 22.371%
                      . 42) .janey............. . 157 . . 114 . . .723 . 21.715%
                      . 27) .Moscow Mule....... . 363 . . .50 . . 1674 . 21.685%
                      . 32) .AtW............... . 282 . . . 2 . . 9579 . .2.944%
                      . 44) .sasguru........... . 135 . . . 3 . . 8915 . .1.514%
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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