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[zeitghost]

She sat at her desk in a short skirt while he rummaged about underneath trying to plug it in


HTH

Gis a job, I could do that

[zeitghost]

Oh come on, don't you dare say you don't fancy a pretty nun in such a short dress

14th March... almost there...



Byeeeee

[Jog On]

[TheFaQQer]

[Bumfluff]

[Jog On]

I'm spoiling for a fight tonight - I don't know why..

I wanna nut someone...

[Jog On]

Maybe I should just go to bed....

[Jog On]

Now I will go to bed...

G'night drivvelites

[beaker]

[NickFitz]

Have you noticed that young ladies' bosoms seem much more generous these days than they did in our youth?

I think there must be something in the water.

It's the growth hormones, and it's not in the water, it's in the meat.

The current generation of young adults all grew up during a time when farmers were allowed to feed growth hormone supplements to their livestock.

At the time, the politicians from the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food assured us that this wasn't a problem, as their scientific advisers had, in their turn, assured them that the procedures followed ensured that said hormones didn't actually make it into the meat by the time we ate it.

We now have a generation of unnaturally large people, which the government claims is due to better nutrition and healthcare, although they've quietly restricted the use of growth hormones in the food chain.

Draw your own conclusions...