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Originally posted by Diver View PostThey lurk at their office desks and prey on the unwary posterConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!
Bully beef tins are lethal!
If you throw a tin of corned beef out of a train window when it is moving, and it enters a window of a train going the other way, you actually get to hear it impact on the back carriage wall of the other train.
There are some other details.
It is a LONG story.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Weekend posting is strictly reserved for us genuine saddo'sConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI know a stor about that from when I was in the scouts.
If you throw a tin of corned beef out of a train window when it is moving, and it enters a window of a train going the other way, you actually get to hear it impact on the back carriage wall of the other train.
There are some other details.
It is a LONG story.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostSockpuppets date went well you'll be happy to hear.
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