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Bazza gets caught
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I love my dog.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I didRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Hello possums

"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Oi! Get voting you lot. It is only up to 4 yes's at the mo!
NB: I am sure the results of the poll will have a huge bearing on what happens. NOT.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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She's my kind of womanOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
where the loon that is my mammy will encourage us to do things like take off our socks and piss in our shoes.... 

I remember at my sisters wedding, My 87 year old grandmother (Irish) dancing on a table with her stockings rolled up round her ankles singing in Gaelic and swigging from a bottle of guinness.
Telling the mortified family who were trying to get her down, to fek off with you yer bloody etc. etc.
That was class.
She died aged 97 still drinking Guinness and taking snuff
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI love my dog.I get my lovin' by the hour.
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Lets not go there shall we
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Well if you'd let us vote more than once, it would be sorted by now.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostOi! Get voting you lot. It is only up to 4 yes's at the mo!
NB: I am sure the results of the poll will have a huge bearing on what happens. NOT.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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So do IOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostI love my dog.
my dog I mean....
Crikey we could be related. My gran insisted she be waked in her own house and it was to go on for as long as we could drag it out... we found about 30 bottles of Jameson hidden in the hot press... (airing cupboard) she was mental!Originally posted by Diver View PostShe's my kind of woman
I remember at my sisters wedding, My 87 year old grandmother (Irish) dancing on a table with her stockings rolled up round her ankles singing in Gaelic and swigging from a bottle of guinness.
Telling the mortified family who were trying to get her down, to fek off with you yer bloody etc. etc.
That was class.
She died aged 97 still drinking Guinness and taking snuff
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I did that so you would know that is was a personal message for you!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostOK Katie
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So why not use a PM?Originally posted by Katie View PostI did that so you would know that is was a personal message for you!
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