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She has actually given me (under supervision) permission to get rid of my insane collection of junk.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwhy are you asking us? your wife will decide for you anyway...
her words not mine.
If I get one more delivery of somebody else's unwanted garbage etc. etc
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This is not boringOriginally posted by Diver View PostScrubbed and fresh, ready for another day of boredom

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I hope she is not refering to us?Originally posted by Diver View PostShe has actually given me (under supervision) permission to get rid of my insane collection of junk.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope to ask CM a few questions when she arrives - isn't she a catholic?
Alcoholic (and an unorthodox one at that)
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI bet you walked past the BofE again?
Didn't goldilocks get the porridge before you? (rolls round on floor legs in air at such hilarious "joke")Genius!! Pure genius! How do you guys come up with this stuffOriginally posted by Diver View PostAnd where was Goldilocks?
Geddit

Ok! IGMC
That joke will continue for days - it'll be re told when Zeity, FaQ, NickF, BI etc all go back to catch up. So in advance of that
Good one Guys
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No, you/we are the "smutty dirty old men" end quoteOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope she is not refering to us?
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A Hail Mary pass or Hail Mary play in American football is a forward pass made in desperation, with only a very small chance of success. The typical Hail Mary is a very long forward heave thrown at or near the end of a half where there is no realistic possibility for any other play to work, though the most famous were thrown at the end of a game. The phrase derives from the name of a prominent Roman Catholic prayer to the Virgin Mary. This play is unlikely to be successful, because of the general inaccuracy of the pass and the defensive team's preparedness for the play makes it likely that it can intercept or knock down the ball — the pass is thrown and a prayer is said, hoping a receiver catches it.
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Praise where praise is due eh!Originally posted by Bear View PostGenius!! Pure genius! How do you guys come up with this stuff
That joke will continue for days - it'll be re told when Zeity, FaQ, NickF, BI etc all go back to catch up. So in advance of that
Good one Guys 
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So she has met Bazza then?Originally posted by Diver View PostNo, you/we are the "smutty dirty old men" end quote
The gf is desperate to see what I get up to on tpd...Comment
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