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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostHa ha....random.
The project manager was under his desk sorting out the cluster **** of wires. I needed to speak to him so just had 5 mins under his desk talking about the project.
A wierd way to start the day.
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You didn't eat it by any chance?Originally posted by AndyGarbs View PostLast week I found a worm sticking out of some of the rubbery mucoid plaque. Having studied human parasites in college, I knew it was some kind of intestinal worm. It was about as long as my pinky finger and it was quite thin and transparent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucoid_plaque
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nope its off that websiteOriginally posted by Diver View PostYou didn't eat it by any chance?MarriedComment
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That's as bad as my attempt at AM humourOriginally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
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I have seen large numbers of at least two ‘aliens’… My wife has passed unbelievable ‘nests’ or ‘batches’ of dead parasites and at least THREE 10" to 12" round worms
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Originally posted by AndyGarbs View PostI have seen large numbers of at least two ‘aliens’… My wife has passed unbelievable ‘nests’ or ‘batches’ of dead parasites and at least THREE 10" to 12" round worms
She has aliens coming out of her trumpet


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