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They're praying for you...Originally posted by Diver View PostThey have been avoiding me slightly since the accident
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Tomorrow... so before date...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postso when is your next session? before or after blind date?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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They don't need to.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThey're praying for you...
I have a plan for a return ticket.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnd with that thought, I must bid you all goodnight
Sweet dreams if any
I'll leave the link on the home page so you can get back in in the morning

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I had a HR woman go into all that sort of thing on the 1st day of a contract once... I lasted until 12 noon...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI had a permie interview some years ago in Slug, sorry Slough, in which the HR tart went on about the outside work activities: evening quizzes, weekend barbecues, and so on.
When I was turned down I asked for feedback and was told: "Too interested in the outside work activities".
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I've been remarkably restrained... it's the straitjacket you see.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTypical lizard monster behaviour.
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Dusky middle eastern maiden... very fetching...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postgot any piccies? If not, describe her.
Big brown eyes...
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