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Now I have to go change my pants againOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm a resourseful girl
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yes. but you are just a figment of my imagination too. I have just written out your name on a piece of paper. in crayon.Originally posted by Diver View PostSo Emma is just a figment of our imaginations then
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YupOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostSure you are old enough to hear?

I think I worked it out, is the answer let her sister use one while she uses the other?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI was wondering that two...
Blimey where did Zeighty go?? Haven't seen him move that fast in years.... INCOMING CM!!!!Comment
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What do you tell Mrs Diver when she asks why you get through so many pants?Originally posted by Diver View PostNow I have to go change my pants again
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Back to RealTime... and surrounded by traffic light programming students...
Ho hum...
At least they're not bothering me as much today...
Come on guys, plagiarise away & leave me in peace.Comment
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She reads CM's postsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat do you tell Mrs Diver when she asks why you get through so many pants?
Otherwise known as "CM, that shameless hussy"
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Especially seeing as you can't wash them youself.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat do you tell Mrs Diver when she asks why you get through so many pants?
'sorry dear, but i didn't want to ruin any more t shirts, so when i spill my coke I've been using my pants to wipe it up'Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Did Mrs Bear get the printout of your posts on tpd that I sent her?Originally posted by Bear View PostEspecially seeing as you can't wash them youself.
'sorry dear, but i didn't want to ruin any more t shirts, so when i spill my coke I've been using my pants to wipe it up'
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