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Bazza gets caught
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I thought they stopped you playing with crayons, after the last visit to the proctologistOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes. but you are just a figment of my imagination too. I have just written out your name on a piece of paper. in crayon.
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She is sat at her computer in work at this very moment.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I bloody hope she doesn't read them!!!

probably laughing herself silly
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Where is my Ted?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bear View PostEspecially seeing as you can't wash them youself.
'sorry dear, but i didn't want to ruin any more t shirts, so when i spill my coke I've been using my pants to wipe it up'
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I think I will phone my brother.
see if he wants to run me about in the car for an hour.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostDS23 10,000
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Bear 3,660
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI thought they stopped you playing with crayons, after the last visit to the proctologist
I told you not to mention that.
They gave them back to me - it was that or biros.Comment
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