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I just told mine to get the kettle on.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
So that's it for another year then!
You'll just have to remember to kink the tumble-dryer hose next February too.
Reminding her to make the tea is my way of helping around the house ok!
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I think it needs abbreviating to ST* because of regional differences.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOh, a STF !
I had never heard of a soapy titty w**k but was accustomed to the term soapy tit f**k.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Clawed feet? Yellow beak? Wings?Originally posted by Diver View PostA stunning raven haired big busted beauty just walked past the house
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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STF = when you do all the workOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI think it needs abbreviating to ST* because of regional differences.
I had never heard of a soapy titty w**k but was accustomed to the term soapy tit f**k.
STW = is when you just stand there and enjoy it
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With a chest like hers, who caresOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostClawed feet? Yellow beak? Wings?
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I wonder what time my daughter is dropping the baby up.
She's a lot more amusing than driveling alone on hereConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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