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Then it's best you don't lay a new patio this year, otherwise the Old Bill will just dig it up again.Originally posted by Diver View PostI've already impressed them no end, with the arterial spray and the resultant screaming foul language.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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"Tons of Pussy"
There's some work to do to catch up with the UK ranked number 1:
Tons of Pussy.
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4 %Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The first time I heard of a "petting zoo" it was when I tuned in to a Radio 4 programme half way through.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostChristmas Tree farm. it is a petting zoo.
I got quite the wrong impression.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Wifey is still asleep, love her. she has worked really hard the past few weeks. What with the new house, moving, decorating two houses and still going daily to her job.
Now she has to help me because of this stupid accident.
I am going to have to do something really nice for her when I'm able.
Maybe pay for a day at some luxury spa where she can be pampered and get all those womany things done.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThen it's best you don't lay a new patio this year, otherwise the Old Bill will just dig it up again.
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Wash your mind out with soapOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe first time I heard of a "petting zoo" it was when I tuned in to a Radio 4 programme half way through.
I got quite the wrong impression.
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I have some catching up to do
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It would be a lot easier to catch up with BP if someone would just pop round and break his fingers for me
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