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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    And????
    She came back... was very frightened though... hates going to the vet as much, if not more, than I hate going to the dentist.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      She came back... was very frightened though... hates going to the vet as much, if not more, than I hate going to the dentist.
      I had a cat that was banned from the vets...

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        I get a special tea tonight - beans on toast! yum! my favourite...

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I get a special tea tonight - beans on toast! yum! my favourite...
          usually I get something weird and wonderful from world cuisine.

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            What he said.

            The moon landings meant that there are no limits to what we do, if we try. Suddenly, nothing is impossible.

            According to my Big Bruvva, he felt the same way about Yuri Gagarin. Yuri is in my personal list of the bravest people ever.
            Or Alan Shepherd or John Glen... sat in a Mercury capsule on top of a Jupiter rocket quietly thinking to himself that the entire thing was built by low bidders...

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Well, I've really done it this time.
              Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.

              Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
              they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
              those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
              they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
              in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.
              'King 'Eck, Diver... that's dreadful....

              I'm sat here almost fainting at the thought of it...

              I think I've just gone

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Hello sweety zeity

                I just popped in for a little look - going to make my tea now
                I had beans with little sausages all on fire toast.

                That's toast made on an open fire by the way...

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  ouch! That sounds really bad! Will you make a full recovery?

                  poor Diver

                  Shame you can type really - I could have overtaken your tpd total! But I guess your post count will go through the ceiling?
                  Thank you

                  Wifey just said that she had better stay home from work tomorrow in case I have a relapse

                  I said " shove my other hand in the saw like"

                  wimin
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    I had beans with little sausages all on fire toast.

                    That's toast made on an open fire by the way...
                    I like cheese beano's

                    toast, baked beans on top, grated cheddar on top of that, then two rashers of bacon and grill the lot. yum
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      'King 'Eck, Diver... that's dreadful....

                      I'm sat here almost fainting at the thought of it...

                      I think I've just gone
                      That Morriston hospital is bloody huge innit.
                      I walked for miles around the corridors last night coz I couldn't sleep.
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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