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    #74101
    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Does a shag count?
    making love

    Tomorrow you can call it a shag

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      #74102
      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Does a shag count?
      Ted - you got a ride???
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #74103
        So come on CM

        Be honest - how many valentines cards did you get?
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #74104
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          So, did anyone get anything nice for Valentine's day?

          I know I didn't.
          A slightly smug feeling looking at all the sad muppets that felt they needed to do something. The only person at ClientCo that didn't do anything it seems - I think the permies want to mock me.

          Bring it sad saps!

          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Pah Valentines day!!
          A woman after my own heart.

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            #74105
            Morning all. I've bumped off a few criminals.
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              #74106
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Ted - you got a ride???
              That's not what he said.

              He said "does a shag count?" That wasn't a statement that he got one, merely an innuendo.

              Congratulations are not in order unless confirmed.
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                #74107
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                A slightly smug feeling looking at all the sad muppets that felt they needed to do something. The only person at ClientCo that didn't do anything it seems - I think the permies want to mock me.
                It's nothing to do with Valentine's day, mate!
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                  #74108
                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  So come on CM

                  Be honest - how many valentines cards did you get?
                  Zero.... but lipstick girl just sent me a lovley valentines text message - but not sure if that counts...
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #74109
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Zero.... but lipstick girl just sent me a lovley valentines text message - but not sure if that counts...
                    Did the postman arrive before you left for work though?
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      #74110
                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Did the postman arrive before you left for work though?
                      no but I doubt the post box will be overflowing tonight either...
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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