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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I'm not really very good at this life thing...

    My mate wanted me to send his misses a valentines text so asked me to do one like I did for CM replacing the phone number with a word using this online tool I have access to.

    Used the online service - but forgot to change the check box so it didn't use the text it used my phone number as the "from". Now they just got a valentines text from me....ah flip. Gonna have to explain this.

    Sh*t.
    why not just tell her "It was deliberate - I want to f**k you senseless"?

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      OK - calming down now.

      I've stayed away from idiots for a bit and I've talked to Baby Bear on the phone. At least he makes sense

      Looks like I won't have to go on the rampage with an anti-shatter ruler and a plastic spoon from the canteen after all.
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Water
        we believe you. millions wouldn't.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          why not just tell her "It was deliberate - I want to f**k you senseless"?
          Because I'm not sure even I could dig myself out of that hole.

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            OK - calming down now.

            I've stayed away from idiots for a bit and I've talked to Baby Bear on the phone. At least he makes sense

            Looks like I won't have to go on the rampage with an anti-shatter ruler and a plastic spoon from the canteen after all.
            thry instead

            much more theraputic.

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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              Because I'm not sure even I could dig myself out of that hole.
              Was that a double entendre?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Was that a double entendre?
                Maybe

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                  Over an hour until hometime and I am bored bored bored.

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                    I will take baby scourer for a walk when I get home...

                    after I have given gf the flowers that is!

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                      I'm going to look for a new tat on the internet
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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