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And as for saving shower gel - what kind of contractor are you?!?!?!?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSome women like the rugged look and lots of chest hair to run their fingers through, but others don't.
There is also a saving in the amount of shower gel if you clip
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I thought contractors didn't use shower gel?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd as for saving shower gel - what kind of contractor are you?!?!?!?
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A well groomed oneOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd as for saving shower gel - what kind of contractor are you?!?!?!?
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Bloody cheek. I was posting in TPD before you had registered on the forum matey!!!!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBloody TPD newbies!!!
CM doesn't like to receive oral.
Zeity likes to give, what with having a bifurcated lizardy tongue and all.
Therefore, they are incompatible.
(They are also incompatible based on lizards having two willies and CM having no interest in DP / an@l)
But we won't mention that last bit out loud
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...tml#post131385
Has some respect you cheeky young whippersnapper....
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you are sooooo cheekyOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
(They are also incompatible based on lizards having two willies and CM having no interest in DP / an@l)
But we won't mention that last bit out loud
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's the reson me and zeity are incompatible you know, nothing to do with the lizard thing at all.....
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSo what about clipped chest and under arm hair ?


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