test please delete

[TheFaQQer]

But there is a small detail.

It's working for MI6 informing on your friends?

[TheFaQQer]

But there is a small detail.

It's based in Baghdad?

[BrowneIssue]

The job is rubbish?

The job is great! I even applied for a permanent job there in 2002! It's even a great 'career move' (as much as you have career moves as a contractor).

It will look great on my portfolio!

[BrilloPad]

Frankly, my dear Giant Alien Lizard, right now I'd take a contract with Dodgy Agent working for Denny sweeping up AtW's cast off nut shells!

oohhh - sounds fun! where can I apply?

[Jog On]

Had you been reading this from the start you would have already known - I said - I have a gig.

The length is good. The money is great. It is outside IR35. The location is luvverly. I start on Monday. It's even an hourly rate "because we expect there to be loads of overtime so it's only fair"!

But there is a small detail.

They've kidnapped your family and want you to assist with the assassination of a presedential candidate then frame you for it.....

.... and this is the longest day of your life?

that's riiight I'm watching you

[BrilloPad]

But there is a small detail.

no posting on cuk?

[BrowneIssue]

It's based in Baghdad?

It's not paying THAT well!

(But not falling far short either!)

[TheFaQQer]

I've got the skills, qualifications and experience. I've got the gig! Hey, I've even got the contract by email just now!

I should point out that I've had plenty of gigs where I had none of the skills or experience, but the ability to blag it.

[Jog On]

Had you been reading this from the start you would have already known - I said - I have a gig.

The length is good. The money is great. It is outside IR35. The location is luvverly. I start on Monday. It's even an hourly rate "because we expect there to be loads of overtime so it's only fair"!

But there is a small detail.

Don't tell me - they've blocked facebook on the firewall??!!!

[Sockpuppet]

The brewery will close?