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Originally posted by DS23 View Postpretty good, pretty good. need to do some work though - can you tell me to get back to work in your best irish schoolmistress mode?


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!Originally posted by DS23 View Postmicrosoft windows
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Would you have to have a star of David for a Jewish vampire?
Or a Holy Cow for a Hindu vampire?
And what about a Confucian Vampire?
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Chicken cob, orange and an apple.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat are you having for lunch?
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I highly recommend women !!!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI think I will give up men for lent....
Much more flexible than men, and much better at pleasing you and worrying about what you want too!! (They also look a hell of a lot better naked, no bits that look stuck on as an afterthought).
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And we aren't emotional misfits either.....Originally posted by Ardesco View PostI highly recommend women !!!
Much more flexible than men, and much better at pleasing you and worrying about what you want too!! (They also look a hell of a lot better naked, no bits that look stuck on as an afterthought).
HTH


But, no just doesn't do it for me
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You are for 1/4 of the the monthOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAnd we aren't emotional misfits either.....
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