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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I "helped" my eldest with maths homework couple of nights ago, the question was about flipping a coin and whether it would land head or tails.

    The answer was on a scale
    A- Not going to happen
    up to
    E - Sure thing.

    She answered "E", and I said there is a chance, only a small chance that it could land on the edge. So she changed her answer to a "D".

    Teacher marked it wrong, and said there was no chance of that ever happening
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    "Them as can, do.
    Them as can't, teach."



    and the last bit:

    "And them as can't teach, write text books."
    To be fair, she's already started teaching them to the exams...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      Morning

      Lovely sunny morning here...

      "On the road to Mandalay, where the flying fishes play...

      And the sun comes up like thunder from Port Talbot 'cross the bay"

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        ...I got to see my mother an hour before visiting times started. She is now 100% mentally

        physically she is weak - but...



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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          there



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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Ooh, where are the lurkers???



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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Morning

              Lovely sunny morning here...

              "On the road to Mandalay, where the flying fishes play...

              And the sun comes up like thunder from Port Talbot 'cross the bay"
              Morning Zeity
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Morning Zeity
                Morning...

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Gosh - I wonder who it could be?



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                  All the 4s...

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                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Me silly.
                    Nuff sed!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                      What ever happened to QED?
                      Same thing that happened to Equinox...

                      Cancelled to fit in more reality tv bollocks.

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