Don't suppose so... they'll reside in one of my desk drawers until I retire, then someone will look at them & wonder what they are, and what machine could they possibly run on...
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Well if you're going to search for something small like a lighter you have to do it properly....... I was just erm... having a good look when you startled me and erm...... I dropped them and they landed on my head......Originally posted by zeitghost View PostTell him to take your knickers off his head, CM...
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere was a time, long long ago, when Horizon was a science programme of quality...
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excellent! <rubs hands with glee> let's see what we've got then...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostLet's speed things up a bit with some first class drivel...Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postcould re-do don maclean's american pie...


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