sliced 2 fingers today taking the old oven to the tip.
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want to borrow my cattle prod? I used it earlier on twins but it is fully charged now.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm not lurking, just sorting the edlest outComment
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thanks but I just needed to put the shower onOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postwant to borrow my cattle prod? I used it earlier on twins but it is fully charged now.Comment
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lol - I must startt a good ideas thread. and I forget to mention women with 1 small child in four-wheel drives...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostJust as long as you took it as the back-handed compliment it was meant to be!Comment
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ouch!!Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postsliced 2 fingers today taking the old oven to the tip.
that was careless...Comment
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Borrowing drivel is a curious concept.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwant to borrow some of my drivel?
Once drivel has been drivelled, is it possible to return it?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postthanks but I just needed to put the shower on
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thats all right then!!!! or did I mean all left? (groan)Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postgood job its my wrong handComment
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