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    Only the best for my girl.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      I need a cup of tea.

      Back in a mo
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        I'm Back
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Put my few remaining sleeping pills up safe because the grandkids were coming down.

          Now I can't remember where I put them

          Hence awake half the night again
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Only the best for my girl.
            I had a girl (well, she was three years older than me, but you know what I mean) who liked to pretend to be an eight year old...

            At least she never called me "Daddy" whilst in the throes of passion

            BTW she didn't warn me of this in advance... we were in the throes when she switched into that mode, thereby confusing me terribly when it was too late for me to "disengage"

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              Tried meditation techniques, don't work on me.

              Need something to slow the brain down a bit
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Put my few remaining sleeping pills up safe because the grandkids were coming down.

                Now I can't remember where I put them

                Hence awake half the night again
                They're in the place where you put the pills so the grandkids won't find them.

                HTH

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I had a girl (well, she was three years older than me, but you know what I mean) who liked to pretend to be an eight year old...

                  At least she never called me "Daddy" whilst in the throes of passion

                  BTW she didn't warn me of this in advance... we were in the throes when she switched into that mode, thereby confusing me terribly when it was too late for me to "disengage"
                  That would put me right off my stroke

                  I don't even like petite women, or oriental women. too much like doing it with kids.

                  Give me a big buxom wench every time
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    They're in the place where you put the pills so the grandkids won't find them.

                    HTH
                    Oh! thank you, you have been a great help. Not!
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Damn, you did help!!!

                      I put them under the scanner lid of the HP Printer/copier
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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