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[Diver]

Want a sleepy pill, they work, but make you feel awful in the mornings

[BrowneIssue]

Oh! are we competing?

I hadn't noticed

Oh, yes. So we're not.

[Diver]

Just reading what you are up to is wearing me out.

The resale value of my new house has increased by approximately £60,000 with the work I have put into it since the 18th December

[Diver]

Oh, yes. So we're not.

Not in the least

Ps: what time do you get up

[BrowneIssue]

Not losing sleep over it are you?

Not any more. I can't keep up with you at night! That's why my post rate is so low: 68.43 posts per day

[Diver]

The only figures that interest me are £'s and fermale

[BrowneIssue]

Want a sleepy pill, they work, but make you feel awful in the mornings

No thank you.

I'll stick to my bottles of magical sleeping draught. Apparently they are so good for you, they toughen your liver up and make it grow big and strong. So that must be good.

[Diver]

Not any more. I can't keep up with you at night! That's why my post rate is so low: 68.43 posts per day

Diver: Total Posts: 7,654 (34.85 posts per day)

Mine are half that

[Diver]

No thank you.

I'll stick to my bottles of magical sleeping draught. Apparently they are so good for you, they toughen your liver up and make it grow big and strong. So that must be good.

My sleepy pills do that to the heart apparently, according to the info sheet in the box anyway

[BrowneIssue]

The resale value of my new house has increased by approximately £60,000 with the work I have put into it since the 18th December

I get tired sometimes of people going on about how their house value has gone up since they bought it while they have done nothing except sit on their arse.

You, however, deserve every penny. The amount of graft you and your good lady wife have ploughed into gutting and doing up that house means you've earned whatever reward you get.

While the rest of us were boozing and troughing at Xmas & New Year, I recall you two were working damned hard.

Good luck to you.