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[NickFitz]

Last week I ran into the mad woman who thinks I'm a journalist from the local rag and shouts abuse at me as I walk down the road

Said journo is usually in the pub, so I'll let him know his stalker has still got the wrong person

[BrowneIssue]

I also asked if she would like some new pans for valentines

That's a mistake no husband makes twice!

the lids are broken, and there is a big dent on one of them where she whacked me

Except in your case!!!

[BrowneIssue]

mind you - cooking disaster today! cooked free range chicken for correct time - started to carve and then...

... blood everywhere! some sort of blood pocket. gf never seen before . very very odd.

That's me off chicken for a month.

[BrowneIssue]

my mother has been steadily improving all weekend.

she can drink through a straw...

I thought that was just something hard geezers said to start fights?

Pick a window, you're leaving.

Can yer mother sew? Get her to stitch this.

Do ya like hospital food?

You talking to me or chewing a brick?

I'll be so unpleasant to you that you'll only be able to take your meals through a straw.

[BrowneIssue]

No problems, they love there super cool dad

I have a tendency to let things go, plus they chose a couple of good DVD's to watch during the journey

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Well done!

[BrowneIssue]

Friday night saw priest - they are happy to baptize baby. twins a bit more complex but can be arranged.

Why? How can twins be harder?

Is it 'cos one of the twins must be the spawn of the devil and have to be staked out in the woods for the wolves to eat? The tricky bit being the need to identify the evil one?

Or is that the pagans?

[BrowneIssue]

Just as long as you as not as good as Wilmslow - totally indespensible - and get forced into permanency...

[BrowneIssue]

might as well talk about price of fish...

That's too sad.

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/st...154041,00.html

[BrowneIssue]

the board will soon be dominated by tpders. maybe it already is...

Contractor UK Bulletin Board Statistics
Threads: 24,520, Posts: 423,185, Members: 7,351

TPD: Total Posts: 69,734

TPD = 0.004% of all CUK threads
TPD = 16.478% of all CUK posts

Average thread length: 17.258 posts
TPD = 4040.497 times longer than the average length thread.

Ergo, TPD is about 1/6th of CUK and equivalent to over 4000 other threads!

[Diver]

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