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[FiveTimes]

Wossup?

Bit crowded at home?

Spot on Bear...

I got home last night and the outlaw's fella was round, I didn't mind too much, but so was her daughter and grandchild.
They left around 7, then at 7.30 she had another visitor round and I was banished to the bedroom.
The visitor didn't leave until gone 11.
Plus the missus can't sleep as she is worried, so as a result neither can I.

Apart from that all is swell

[BrilloPad]

This has got me a bit distracted today

What about http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...nsaucy117.xml?

[cailin maith]

No. Its the mountains of other stupid sh*t that does it.

FECK OFF


Why do I not believe that.

Are you going out there to get married? If you did I would so marry you if you weren't already married and there were not laws against it.

I would be so in at the Kebab shop you and your new husband would open.

HEY NO GIPPING MY HUSBAND IN THE KEBAB SHOP... HE LOVES ME


No, no it won't. Women are far too irrational to be entrusted with anything as delicate as your heart.

BOLLOCKS

Breaking News.

New security procedures in place for CM. If she wants access from now on she has to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35oAe2FZweg - Safe For Work.

RH demonstrated the correct procedure for challenging CM.

I AM GOING TO BEAT THE tulip OUT OF YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

DONT YOU ENCOURAGE HIM

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad
Godlike




Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: TpdVille(see my signature)
Posts: 6,100

6100 posts

[FiveTimes]

On the plus side my re-write is nearly complete

[BrilloPad]

Do you like my new signature? I wonder how many people in CUK like free beer?

[cailin maith]

Hi CM

How are you?

Morning BP

[Sockpuppet]

Hello Boys

Did I miss much last night?

Yes, lots.

[BrowneIssue]

This has got me a bit distracted today

By the time your nipper's born you'll have gone blind!

[BrowneIssue]

Here's a good job title: Sexual Health Sister / Chlamydia Co-ordinator