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The "ON" button that only appears after lilies, crisps, £450 shoes and a 2 hour massage?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOld ones are already broken in and might know where that pink "ON" button thingie is.Comment
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Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
sorry to hear that, my mum should have been there recently.
crashed her car (her driving is terrible) but came out completly unscathed.
Hope all goes well
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damn i hate itYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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I do feel alot better - popsting very theraputic...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post"Virtual friends"
Oh, NickFitz, we're trying to make Scourer feel better!
But I would feel perfect if I was allowed to count...Comment
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I want to buy a new TVYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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not not a bloke that dresses in frocksYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Having been up at 3:30 am I am now exhausted and must retire.
Sweet dreams all - mine will mostly be about CM in her negligee...
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Not necessarily a quote I would have wanted preserved for all eternity!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOld ones are already broken in and might know where that pink "ON" button thingie is.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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and I didn't misspell it a now Ruskie car that breaks down a lotYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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